Modern math ----------- A perverse scheme of sheaves chews on a stalk of stacks. Is it etale or crystal? We are all chained to a ringed topos in Serres saga of gaga.

Mathematicians -------------- Dieudonne wrote Grothendieck thought Fermat guessed Euler knew Pythagoras believed Hilbert conjectured and Witten said

Pop stars ------------ Elvis rule Gaga cohomology Eminem estimate Elton multiplier Sade spectrum Snoop conjecture Sting principle Dylan theorem Miley number

Under drugs ----------- Holy sheaves of schemes! What stacks of etale crystals did Grothendieck smoke in Deligne's secret garden? Poor Baki! Mon Dieu Donnee!

Number one ----------- e^(ix)=cosx+i sinx sum n^-2=pi^2/6 exp(iPi)+1=0 v-e+f=chi Euler= No1

Acronyms (2014) --------------- ODE PDE KdV 3-D P=NP QED

Conjectures (2014) ------------------- Hilbert's tent Navier stakes Even perfect Hodge fudge Dry Swinnerton Riemann hype Sexy twins Goldbach flow

Genius ------- Galois Cigar Cantor Panter Goedel Knoedel Nash Flash Noether Otter Perelman Peril Bourbaki Souvlaki

Pro Memoria ----------- 0=1+e^i pi ---------- It is naughty, if one more fly eats up my pie!

Row reduction -------------- Row Row Row Reduce Redundant columns we produce swap and scale the rows we must subtracting rows is lust and frust

Determinants ------------ Laplace, Row Reduce, Partitions, Triangular, Eigenvectors, Eigenvalues, Patterns you can use!

Sarrus rule ----------- a e s o i u d t m Mia Deo Sot Tuo Dis Emo

What does the matrix say? -------------------------Rotationgoes woof,Translationgoes meow.Reflectionsgoes tweet, andShearKernelgoes moo.Imagegoes croak, and theRowreduce goes toot.Columnssay quack andRowsgo blurb, andBasisgoes ow, ow, ow. But there's one sound, that no one knows ... What does theMatrixsay?

O PDE ! -------- "Oh PDE, Oh PDE, solved easily with Fouriee! For heat use ee to the minus n^{2}tee. For wave, pick coosine n of tee. Oh PDE, Oh PDE, solved easilee with Fouriee! With velocitee, sin n of tee you see. Mix X and tee and you will have to pee ... Oh PDE, Oh PDE, solved painfully with penalty. Oh PDE, Oh PDE, solved easilee with Fouriee"!

Fibonacci Rabbits ----------------- In the wonderful month of Mai Two rabbits went to play A third rabbit saw the day Then five and eight - yuhei! In the wonderful month of June Thirteen rabbits grew to 21 soon They sang and jumped and had more sex Now, they all have an Oedipus complex!

Hieroglyphs 2010 ----------------- The priest 1000000 holds a frog 100000 in his finger. 10000 The flower fears 1000 that the monkey 100 is bending 10 its stem. 1

Hip Hop Review (PDE's, Extremization, Chain rule, integration) 2017 ------------------------------------------------------------------- PDE rich. You can't stuck with me, if you wanted to: These expensive, these is rare Laplace, these is bloody heat Hit the wave, I can get them both, I don't wanna choose and I'm quick, cut a function off, so don't get comfortable, look! I don't derive now, I make money moves. If you'r a saddle, you get popped, you are maxim, you are opt. Don't you Nabla around my way, you can't Lagrange around my block. And I just checked my accounts, turns out, I'm max, I'm sad, I'm min. I put my hand around my D, I bet your D, his D, her D. I say I let the chain rule go, this hit is hot like a stove. My regions glitter as gold, tell the order play her role. I just drove along a curve, I just came up in a nerve. I need to fill up my x, no I need to fill up my y. I need to let everybody know that none of their shapes is safe. I go to polar and break, only the r can relate. I used to live one D, now it's a crib with a square. Regions got charms, like butterfly farms. Had to let the functions go, just in case those cos forgot. I just run and switch around another integration bound.See the Video: I'm Boss, I make body moves, or the extended version.